Common decency is hard.
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Cody James Wuenschel
Lydia Antypowich Deziree L'Heureux Dean Young
House didn't believe in filters.
10 Times Dr. House Said What We Were All Thinking — but Would Never Actually Say out Loud
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Girl: can I get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat? House: yeah if there was a man sitting between you and the toilet seat. Hahahahahaha
James Ray Pyles
only wish there were more doctors like him!!
Can House tag along?
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Until you find out why her life isn't awesome and why she's doing this stuff in the first place.
I bet House will sneak into that bar. He's very inquisitive...and nosy, in a good way
Stand Hand In Hand tonight on NBC at 8/7c. More info:
[ Handinhand2017.com Link ]
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I'm not against hurricane relief but where is the benefit concert for the victims of the Pacific Northwest fires?
If the celebrities gave only a 16th of their net worth we would not need them going television asking for America to give.
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I miss House sooo much. Not only was it gripping viewing but it also taught me so much about differential diagnosis. Helped in my nursing career so much
Robert C Dare
House always loves the facts over feels.
Our thoughts are with the people of Texas. Text HARVEY to 90999 to make a donation through the American Red Cross.
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Give to local charities!!! The American Red Cross is a scam.
Please don't. Seriously don't give to the Red Cross. They keep dropping the ball. Look up some of the stuff they did during the August 2016 floods in LA.
Who's your favorite guest star?
21 Celebrities You Totally Forgot Guest Starred on 'House'
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And don't forget, House guest starred on Friends way back during the London episode.
I haven't forgotten. I've seen house over 60 times :p
Apparently it doesn't work the other way around.
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house is god
Tonya Clarkson Wells
Everybody lies...best quote ever from Gregory House!! Miss this show!
Just another day at work for House.
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Aldo Alva Sodi
and with that he save the day
I can still hear her saying it
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I felt feelings once... It was awful.
Zara Azhar Hameed
They learned from the best.
10 Times Dr. House's Team Was Even More Snarky Than Their Boss
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I love the show House and miss it so much. I will never get old of watching seasons of House
Saw someone in Walmart the other day wearing a "Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital" t-shirt. I said "Nice shirt!" and the guy said "You're the only one to ever remark about it." My reply then was "Well, just goes to show you what kind of people we have in this world" (dull and uninteresting.)
Coming into work on Monday like...
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I would choose House as my doctor, no matter what ❤
Bernie Joel Gonzalez
He want season 9 like the return of Prision Break. One more seaon please✌
House posted on 04/24/2017
6 ‘House’ Quotes For When You Need Shut Down A Know It All Co-Worker
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I miss house!! Bring him back, and some miricale that Wilson.survives his cancer....
Easily my favorite quote which still has me scream laughing every time I hear it was "if we could reason with religious people there'd be no religious people" hahahaha
Dr. House is the embodiment of "No filter."
See What Dr. House Would Post If He Had Instagram
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Let's be honest, House would just make fun of people who instagram, he wouldn't do it himself.
Let's be honest, depends on how far into the episode you are.. if you are 20min into episode, i wouldnt let him chop it off either, since that wouldnt be the cure.. 38-42min into episode, sure chop it off..
Doctor knows best.
7 'House' Quotes For When You’re Trying To Make Sense Of Life
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Christopher Ray Lavender
"If you talk to God,You are religious. If God talks to you, you are psychotic"
My favorite House quote is when he got told, "You can't do that." House responded with, "Clearly reality begs to differ."
If the only thing stopping people from doing something good is some arbitrary rule perhaps you should just have the guts to do it anyways.
EDIT. Actually that might be a decent summing up of the show in general.
Inspiration at its finest.
12 Dr. House Quotes That Make Hilarious Inspirational Posters
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Such an awesome show.. and so quotable!! "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." I had that quote hanging in my office.
Him telling a patient: Somewhere there's a tree tirelessly pumping oxygen for you to breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Dr. House has the cure for your struggle with snarky comebacks.
11 Dr. House Comebacks That Make Hilarious Text Responses
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Whenever someone brings up Lupus in Nursing school I mutter "it's never lupus" out of habit.
Disappointed this show only lasted 8 seasons
Hugh Laurie is in the house! Congratulations on winning the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie!
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Congratulations Hugh Laurie! Love watching you on house!!
And he openly states that the world is shamed by the US having Trump as president elect. I agree with him...shameful!
Dr. House’s prognosis: Watch the Golden Globes now on NBC.
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I just turned off the Golden Globes during Meryl Streep's outrageous lie that president elect Trump made fun of a disabled person. Another media line. I watched the campaign rally. I'm sick of witches and liars like Streep and NBC!!!
Well deserved. I like Hugh Laurie. I heard what Meryl Streep said, and I too was disappointed in her comment. Not the time or place to bring it up.
Go ahead. Fill your Christmas break with House reruns. Just don't invite him to your holiday party.
11 Times House Proved He’s the Worst Christmas Party Guest
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I re watch all the seasons whenever I can, I hated tv shows until it came to house md. I hope you come back for a special at some point.
I walk with canes, so I really appreciate the, "Are you mocking me?" bit with the candy canes.
edited to fill in the missing words.